Blog of a Dumb Fish

Calling It A Night

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:17:54 -0400

At page 371… I think I’m about 4 days after the head crash… I’m getting there…

crabkiddd: teratocybernetics: okayophelia: #Labyrinth...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:10:36 -0400

teratocybernetics:

okayophelia:

#Labyrinth alternate ending

notbecauseofvictories:

#sarah the mythchild kingslayer story-swallower #her will is as strong as yours and her eyes can be so cruel #and when she says her kingdom is as great as his it is because this is her kingdom #he is the raptor at her wrist and flies (takes; frightens; reorders time) at her word #she is the queen who makes herself; if persephone had no hades to offer her the pomegranate #she would have had to invent him #now come away with me child; to the water and the wild #find yourself on the edges of mazes and dreamscapes #and choose and choose and choose #have choices taken from you and choose anyway #(this is how women are made; in choosing)

#this is what i wanted this is what i needed this is what i firmly believe happened after the end of the film #the object becoming aware and turning her objectification into power; wielding it like a weapon #and taking a kingdom through the heart and soul of its ruler #forever wroth that i can never find a story about being stolen away by the unseelie court that has a satisfactorily dark and vicious tran… #transformative ending #howl’s moving castle the book has the structure but not the darkness (i love it anyway) #the bitterbynde trilogy has the queenship but at the cost of the brutality #(but i love it anyway) #labyrinth #someday we may see a woman king #those imperial disimpassion’d eyes #the queen of the unseelie court in all her variations #she hears voices from under the earth

this is amazing and REALLY HOT on the same level that extraspatial Death-figures calling intraspatial powers who have no control over them “your majesty” and the like

ariesp5: disneyaddictgirl: jellyofpokemon: Artist...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:05:57 -0400

ariesp5:

disneyaddictgirl:

jellyofpokemon:

Artist Kuitsuku

Disney meets Pokemon

Magikarp though… you guys… that face… I just….

Owls with cat heads ……………...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:04:01 -0400

Owls with cat heads

…………… *inhuman sounds*

green85blog: http://new-world-order-plan.org/

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:01:31 -0400

green85blog:

http://new-world-order-plan.org/

thewinterwind: Thinkgeek - Hello Sweetie Doctor: “The lost...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:00:34 -0400

thewinterwind:

Thinkgeek - Hello Sweetie

Doctor: “The lost language of the time lords… these words could burn stars, raise empires and topple gods.”
Amy: “What does it say?”
Doctor: [Pause] “Hello sweetie.”

There are no words for how amazing this shirt is.

ollivandur: sallybowls: spookydragonswords: pizzaforpresident: the deadliest sport known to...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:58:51 -0400

ollivandur:

sallybowls:

spookydragonswords:

pizzaforpresident:

the deadliest sport known to man:

WHAT ARE THESE THINGS EVEN CALLED

scooters

death on wheels

Someone find out where I can get some of these.

lady-fett: miss-love: mermaid182: 619fit-guy: Great Quick...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:51:39 -0400

lady-fett:

miss-love:

mermaid182:

619fit-guy:

Great Quick Story:
A Little Girl Wanted to go to Disneyland to Meet Snow White. This little girl believed Snow White would help her make her dream come true. Her Dream was to see her Daddy come home from Afghanistan doing his tour in the Marines.
She met Snow White who took her to the Wishing Well and Snow White told her to make her wish and close her eyes and wish real strong…. When she opened up her eyes, her Daddy Magically appeared.

No Better place to make this happen than Disneyland.

oh man :’(

OH MY GOD THE TEARS

SUDDENLY TEARS EVERYWHERE

h0l0cene: chocolategoth: yamino: tavrospetrock: Having...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:48:40 -0400

h0l0cene:

chocolategoth:

yamino:

tavrospetrock:

Having problems finding a lipstick color for your cosplay? Look no further. I just found someone’s video tutorial on how to make lipsticks out of crayons. In the video she says that she found out that all of her favourite lipsticks had lead and that she found out that she could make lipstick out of lead free crayons. The entire time I was watching this video, I thought that it would work amazingly for someone looking for some cerulean blue lipstick for Vriska or Jade green lipstick for Kanaya or maybe some other cosplay character who has a weird lipstick color. In the video she also says that you could mix crayon colors to make weird colors.

I don’t even wear lipstick ever, but learning you can make it out of crayons now got me all excited to try it. o-o

.ATTENTION.

Excuse while I go buy a 96 pack, and destroy my kitchen…

This is amazing

zimmay: SUGAR PEAS by ~zimmay DROP ‘EM.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:47:02 -0400

zimmay:

SUGAR PEAS by ~zimmay

DROP ‘EM.

paintbucketresources: slugbox: poobuttface: villavanukas: pip...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:44:52 -0400

paintbucketresources:

slugbox:

poobuttface:

villavanukas:

pipopapo:

鎖のめんどくさくない描き方

fuck where was this tutorial i’ve needed it my whole life omg

FUQ U CHAINSSSS

MOTHER OF GOD…

….well then.

CLAMBULANCE: You're Not Cute. Have More Orgasms. "The 10 Things Women Need to Realize In 2013." (Written by a Man.)

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:43:04 -0400

CLAMBULANCE: You're Not Cute. Have More Orgasms. "The 10 Things Women Need to Realize In 2013." (Written by a Man.):

warmachineroxylalonde:

uncannibal:

publicshaming:

So I recently came across this website, Elite Daily. It calls itself “The Voice of Generation-Y.”

The link I stumbled on was to an article titled “The 10 Things Women Need to Realize in 2013.” OK. Let’s check this out…

OH, BOY. What the fuck is this? The first photo attached to the article should have tipped me off, but I was too focused on the name of the author…

That’s right. EDDIE CUFFIN. A dude is about to lecture women on what they should “realize” in 2013. But, not just any dude. It’s says right there in his bio: “THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE OFFICE.”

Let’s take a look at a few of these “things”…

“Ladies, realize that in 2013, you are not cute.”

“Back to to the kitchen women and make me a sandwich.”

Well, shit. Thank you GUY for explaining this stuff to women! I mean, one of the points in this article was about getting men to “eat out your ‘box.’” And all that along with the objectifying pics? What would a girl living in the 1950s…err…2013 do without this article?!

But, don’t worry! Eddie Cuffin has got more for all of you seeking his advice. Gems such as…

“The 21 Signs She’s Expired.”

That’s right, girls. If you are over the age of 19 and 1/2, hang up the boots and please deposit yourself in the closest trash bin.

Misogynistic, transphobic AND he hates Mila Kunis! Eddie Cuffin is a catch!

What a gentleman.

But, don’t worry! Eddie Cuffin won’t leave you hanging now that you know your girlfriend is “expired” like the cold cuts sitting in the back of your fridge…

Eddie Cuffin’s gonna let you know how to cheat on her with “15 Steps to Successfully Cheat on Your Girlfriend!” Eddie says women are like chicken (expired chicken?) and stale bread! The man who wants to empower women in 2013 with cooking lessons and orgasms would also like them to know that their value depreciates over time (because women are nothing but a commodity, duh!). GIRLS, “you’re getting older and not getting any tighter” and by not stopping time you “compel” men to cheat! IT’S YOUR FAULT, LADIES…

“15 Easy Steps to Managing Your Mistress.” Fellas! Your pal Eddie’s got you covered here too! Because it’s 2013 (Eddie’s got a real infatuation for 2013) and as it says right there above…It’s that time in your life, and not just yours, everyman’s life where he ”GROW A SACK AND GET A MISTRESS.”

“Women lie a lot.” You hear that men? Women are EVIL LIARS. Why can’t they just be truthful while you lie and cheat on them?! GIRLS ARE THE WORST.

But, what if you fell for the evil voodoo women and she went ahead on her very own and decided to get pregnant (THE NERVE)? Don’t worry, Eddie Cuffin’s got you covered here too!

“Many poor men.” If only they had Eddie Cuffin’s brilliant mind and knew the “20 East Steps to Raising a Whore” so they could do the exact opposite!

Steps like…

Letting her get involved in fun activities like cheerleading and gymnastics! Only WHORES play sports!

Telling her she can’t date a black man! Because we all know women will go out and do the exact opposite! AND ONLY WHORES DATE BLACK MEN. (Eddie Cuffin: misogynistic, transphobic, and now racist too!)

Put her on birth control at 13! Because we all know girls don’t have sex UNLESS they are on birth control. No birth control, no sex, and there’s like no teen moms in 2013…the Voice of Generation-Y, people!

In case these listicles full of amazing advice weren’t enough for ya, Eddie’s got a Twitter account too! 140 characters of pure wisdom!

Eddie Cuffin of Elite Daily, folks! The Voice of Generation Y (Don’t Girls Like Me, I Am So Alone).

TH IS GU Y„,.. , …………..

wow what a dick

And the Dick Of The Year Award goes to this cunt.

elementalsight: porcelainette: jemmalep: horniess: New...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:39:47 -0400

elementalsight:

porcelainette:

jemmalep:

horniess:

New Photos from my Witch Cosplay Aniba (Spirited Away)

Photos & Edit by FrauDoku

aaa Mero that’s amazing! *U* <3

HOLY SHIT

I ACTUALLY gasped out loud when I saw this. Absolutely STUNNING.

bunnyfood: (via tastefullyoffensive:rachelfershleiser)

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:37:21 -0400

bunnyfood:

(via tastefullyoffensive:rachelfershleiser)

mikeleviwaaron: thisisyourbrainonsam: 20 Historical Photos...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:36:09 -0400

mikeleviwaaron:

thisisyourbrainonsam:

20 Historical Photos (x)

If you don’t think that history is some of the most interesting shit ever, you can get out.

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:22:36 -0400

theimperialabode: Me: Hello, I would like to buy some cats. Clerk: How many would you like? Me:...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:21:31 -0400

theimperialabode:

Me: Hello, I would like to buy some cats.

Clerk: How many would you like?

Me: Five-

Clerk: Okay, let’s see what we have-

Me: - hundred. Five hundred.

kaimitch: rurone: justjasper: siamese cats getting really...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:13:56 -0400

kaimitch:

rurone:

justjasper:

siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower

“Operation: Save the human from the loud spraying water box of death” is my favorite thing

cats that actually say meow

theartofanimation: Yingxi Chu

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:00:08 -0400

theartofanimation:

Yingxi Chu

How are you feeling?

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:58:49 -0400

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How are you feeling?