boyrot:
So…I kind of died today. Like, literally. The paramedics woke me from a diabetic coma this morning. You know what is the best line to start your day? “Does he sleep naked?”
I feel horrible for my sister. She had no fucking clue what was going on. She called the ambulance and made pancakes after…
OMG ARE YOU OK?! LALA, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!?!?! AS YOUR SECOND MOTHER I AM CONCERNED!
I Just Remembered
With startling realization that I came out to my boss today.
Happy Anniversary
To the most wonderful person I’ve ever met.
I don’t know how I was ever not with her.
When I kiss her I literally see stars.
When I touch her I’m just so happy
When I’m near her my heart soars.
You are wonderful and you brighten everything and I don’t ever know what I would do without you.
Happy Anniversary, Jessi.

