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the other day my boyfriend put on a sour apple condom and used cinnamon flavored lube and when he got it in he looked deeply into my eyes and said “we’re baking an apple pie”
You kinda have a dry vagina
i dont even have a vagina but thx???????????
Even way, if the cock’s big enough, you use lube.
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Okayyyy. I suppose I can.
Here are a few of my favorite Otis blergenfloofs.
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You have brought this war to tumblr. I hope you’re prepared, my love.
Do you remember who I am playing in the murder mystery? You are welcome to try >:)
Haha, That’s a character. I will get you.
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You have brought this war to tumblr. I hope you’re prepared, my love.
tumblr is my safe place where no one hates me or starts drama with me or makes me feel like shit.
It is, though, isn’t it? <3
excuse me what
Made me think of Tara :3
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww tanks :3
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